Hey, readers!!

I'm just going to act that you're out there.

So, you may have read my message. (You know, the one under the cute platypus. Which cute platypus? The one that fills up the screen when you open my site. Which site? Thi- just forget it.)

Sorry. My split conciousness is acting up again. Which split conc- Shut Up!

What I was going to tell you is that my blog is no longer forced upon me by a teacher. I am posting of my own free will. Mwahah- What free wi- Shut up!