Hey! I am now posting of my own free will. This is no longer a blog for a class project.
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Seriously.
I can't believe that people still believe that the plural for platypus is platypi. *facepalms in shame*
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Monday, April 16, 2012
Hey, readers!!
I'm just going to act that you're out there.
So, you may have read my message. (You know, the one under the cute platypus. Which cute platypus? The one that fills up the screen when you open my site. Which site? Thi- just forget it.)
Sorry. My split conciousness is acting up again. Which split conc- Shut Up!
What I was going to tell you is that my blog is no longer forced upon me by a teacher. I am posting of my own free will. Mwahah- What free wi- Shut up!
So, you may have read my message. (You know, the one under the cute platypus. Which cute platypus? The one that fills up the screen when you open my site. Which site? Thi- just forget it.)
Sorry. My split conciousness is acting up again. Which split conc- Shut Up!
What I was going to tell you is that my blog is no longer forced upon me by a teacher. I am posting of my own free will. Mwahah- What free wi- Shut up!
Monday, April 9, 2012
Dear Jessica (image heavy)
Dear Jessica ********, (her last name has been removed for her protection)
I know you have been influencing people to say platypi. You are WRONG!!!
(blogger fans: forgive my temper. This is a touchy subject for me.)
My reasons for saying platypus:
1. Platypus are very solitary creatures. Thus there is no gregarious term for them.
2. Pi is involved in math. I really don't like math.
3. Who would put a poor platypus in a pie? D: PLATY MURDERER!
These are platypi:
These are platypus:
These are stupid:
So ha. Let the posting war commence!
Your Dearest Friend,
Meg "Princess Platy" *****
PS: Comment on me. We shall battle.
PPS: Blog fans: feel free to comment and join the battle.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I know you have been influencing people to say platypi. You are WRONG!!!
(blogger fans: forgive my temper. This is a touchy subject for me.)
My reasons for saying platypus:
1. Platypus are very solitary creatures. Thus there is no gregarious term for them.
2. Pi is involved in math. I really don't like math.
3. Who would put a poor platypus in a pie? D: PLATY MURDERER!
These are platypi:
Your Dearest Friend,
Meg "Princess Platy" *****
PS: Comment on me. We shall battle.
PPS: Blog fans: feel free to comment and join the battle.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Sorry
Sorry for not posting in a long while. I kinda had this little holiday called Easter...lolz.
Anywho, my friend is going to make some people/platypus chibis and post them on DeviantArt. I'll post them once she puts them up.
Anywho, my friend is going to make some people/platypus chibis and post them on DeviantArt. I'll post them once she puts them up.
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Lame Jokes
What do you call a platypus with an acne problem?
A platy-pus.
What do you call a platypus who likes to have its picture taken?
A platy-pose.
What do you call a platypus who writes verse?
A platy-prose.
They're getting lamer, aren't they?
I told you so.
A platy-pus.
What do you call a platypus who likes to have its picture taken?
A platy-pose.
What do you call a platypus who writes verse?
A platy-prose.
They're getting lamer, aren't they?
Friday, March 2, 2012
Cuteness
Did I mention that platies are extremely cute??
Random Platy Factoid: A platypus's bill is made out of pliable cartilage, NOT a leathery coating on bone.
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